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Pistol Holsters Ranking Factors: Amount of Velcro, Compatibility, Construction Material, Warranty Overview There aren’t many options when choosing between pistol holsters for your Gun Safe. You’ll find 2 brands with extremely high quality, Stealth and Acorn, and 2 brands with extremely shit quality, EZ and CCW. As always, I recommend going with a trusted brand […]
Fire & Burglary Home Safe Ranking Factors: Security, Reliability, Fire Rating, Price Overview When you move into the Fire & Burglary category of safe shopping, the ridiculous amounts of cheap crap on the internet starts to really thin out. It becomes increasingly more difficult to bullshit this category and I’ve sifted through what remains to […]
Gun Safe Dehumidifier Ranking Factors: Output, Warranty Overview So you bought a safe and filled it with guns a few years ago. You finally decide to take a shooting day, go into your safe and pull out your favorite guns only to find them rusted and corroded. If I were you I’d be Fucken livid! […]
Gun Cabinets Ranking Factors: Security, Reliability, Storage Capacity, Price Overview With more and more gun guys realizing that most Gun Safes are total bullshit and just provide the illusion of security, gun cabinets are becoming ever more popular. They offer the same limited protection of a Gun Safe minus the fire protection but actually offer […]
Dorm Safes Ranking Factors: Security, Storage Capacity, Reliability, Spatial Footprint Overview Perform a quick search on Amazon.com for Dorm Safes and you’ll see a plethora of pathetic options. Starting with the POS Amazon Basics security safe, you’ll find it anything but secure as it can be opened with just your hands in under 5 seconds. […]
Fire Safes Ranking Factors: Fire Rating, Price, Storage Capacity, Reliability Overview All Fire Safes are absolutely not created equal and there is a huge difference between a fire safe and a burglary and fire safe. Just because something has a lock and some bolts does not make it a burglary safe or provide any burglary […]
Under the Bed Safes Ranking Factors: Security, Accessibility, Reliability, Price #1 – Monster Vault #2 – Stealth Defense Vault DV-652 #3 – Hornady Rapid Safe AR Gun Locker #1 Best Under the Bed Safe – Monster Vault Check Current Price Rankings: #2 Security #1 Accessibility #1 Reliability #3 Price Buy Here Review Long considered the […]
Burglary Safes Ranking Factors: Price, Lock, Security Overview The term “Safe” has been so convoluted over the last decade with companies like Stack-On and Sentry producing piece of shit after piece of shit and calling it a safe. Stack-On creates the thinnest steel “safes” possible with solenoid locks that can be broken into in less […]
Floor Safes Ranking Factors: Security, Accessibility, Storage Capacity, Price #1 – Stealth B1500 #2 – AMSEC B17 #3 – AMSEC B1500 Overview Floor Safes Kick Ass! Floor Safe Benefits: Easily Concealed High Security Impossible to Remove Once Installed I’m amazed more people don’t opt for this option when choosing how to protect their valuables. They […]
Drop Safes Ranking Factors: Security, Reliability, Storage Capacity, Price Overview All Drop Safes are not created equal and it’s pretty easy to tell once you start doing a few searches in Amazon and Google. You’ll find giant pieces of shit made from Sentry, Barska, Mesa, Paragon, Giantex and a load of other sellers trying to […]